Quack Spoken Here

Unfortunate International Incident Completely Avoidable, diplomats say later.



Hei! Olen onnellinen olet käynyt!
Hej! Jag är glad att du besökte!
Saya senang Anda kunjungi
ฉันมีความสุขที่คุณเยี่ยมชม
您好 我很高興你參觀
Здравствуйте, я рад, что вы посетили
こんにちは！訪問していただきありがとうございます！
Ciao! Sono felice che tu sei qui!
안녕하세요, 그리고 방문해 주셔서 감사합니다.
Sveicieni! Paldies, ka apmeklējāt.
¡Hola! ¡Estoy feliz de que visitó!
Здраво, ви благодарам за посета.
Hallo, ik ben blij dat je bezocht.
Salut! Merci de votre visite.
Salamu! Asante kwa kutembelea.
Hello, mates!
Oh! Canada!

Now I'm pandering. Still, I'm blown away to see what countries this week's visits are from, even the accidental ones. Oh, for crying out loud. Canard! I just want recipes for canard!

Here's a joke:

Q: What do you call someone who speaks several languages?
A: Polylingual.
Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language?
A: This American.

Although I can severely embarrass myself in Spanish and American Sign Language.