End of the world in Tucson

Got any plans?

Mayan Aporkolypse

We can't leave a heater running unattended.

 
Sorry about the pot shots.
We're looking for Suzuki Samurais, Sidekicks, or Geo Trackers in the neighborhood.  If you know of a creampuff or lightly-nibbled biscuit, let us know.
I applied for jobs here in Tucson, which may account for my uncharacteristic depression. No responses, though, so my mood is lightening.
It's cold here at night. 
Remember, your world could end anytime. Don't waste a good Friday night worrying about it.