Taking care of business (every day).

Wild Blue Yonder, I got your super-secret message!  The super-super-cool part was that I didn't get it here, I got it while I was clicking around the Bayfield's blog, so GOOD STEALTHY WORK!  Except, now I don't know how to contact you (honest.  I tried 1.27 bazillion different ways).  I'm whotookmybucket (at) gmail (PERIOD) com.
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I want a metal detector, and I want it to be very cheap and I want it to be the best kind ever.  I will not ever detect metal in Scotland, and here's why.   Scots are very protective of their ancestral treasures;  do not be fooled by the kilts.

Do you detect?  Is it fun?  Are you tired of it yet?  Does it irritate your wife?  [Wanna sell me his detector?] Please tell me which features I should get at all costs, and which ones aren't worth it.
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I bought shoes today.  In the summertime we didn't have shoes to wear, but in the wintertime we'd all get a brand new pair from a mail-order catalog, money made by selling a hog.  Daddy always managed to get the money somewhere.  They're New Balance, which I learned today are made in the U.S.  Weird, huh?  Is that still legal?
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AIR DANCERS ONLY EMBARRASS THEMSELVES:



A bloodmobile sets up in a parking lot here, and then turns Veiny on.  Is it my fault he needs narration from Big Lots' sidewalk?  HEY I'M FEELING pretty anemic and ALL I NEED IS A PINT AND I'LL BE feeling like myself again HEY BUDDY CAN YOU SPARE A PINT? 'cause I'm awful weak and I'd FEEL GREAT AND STAND UP TALL until I run out of wind and flop over so could you STOP IN AND GIVE ME SOME BLOOD I'd be much obliged JUST A HALF-QUART LIKE ON true blood.

 The last time Annie was this mortified by my behavior I had a plate cozy on my head at Applebee's.  The server came right over and that was the point.