The Chicken Rings Twice

That title is a misdirection. Talk to the usher about getting your money back.

Chickens Come in Threes:

The Blogess uses profanity. Rush over there now and laugh your cloaca off.

The Accidental Cootchie Mama has a risqué name, but keeps her chicken humor PG. For now.

The Ducks run afowl of good taste all the time, but we're about to class up the nest:

The Chicken of Mhicken-opy, Florida

This chicken is about six feet high.  Bawk, y'all.

Pa, what's that big bird statue doing in Mayberry?

That's the Micanopy Chicken, Opie.




The Van Horn boycott poll is closed, and none too soon because it was a hotbed of flared tempers, sucker punches, and hanging chads.  Thirty-two of you responded:

• 28 said "starve those suckers out until we get justice!"  Not my words!  The people have spoken.
• 2 said "this poll is Little League - I'm taking my bat to the comments."
• 1 said "I don't care so much."
• 1 said "I know who not to hit up for spare change."

Naturally, you can keep on commenting until someone loses an eye.