The new things that happen when I get up to use the bathroom.
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| This is a family show. |
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| Zee bed you have requested eez not available. Try again later, sil vous plait. |
Jake enjoys long walks in the desert, kibble by lamplight, and cat food. Turn-offs include loud noises, noises of any kind, and sounds.
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| Where's your fancy accent now, Mac? |
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| My life is only ennui. |
Annie has left the country again, so my life is only ennui, too. Let me share cute things that other people do.
Sometimes I post extra things
on Facebook. Little things that aren't enough for a blog post. I'm going to start letting people post pictures and videos there, because. Come join us, because life is too short to stare into the abyss all day long. By abyss, of course, I'm referring to Nietzsche's Facebook page, and you just know the gloomy bastard
has one.