Reading this is better than a poke in the eye.

We did flea across Florida as we threatened to do.  Between the three of us, we spent $2.75.  Prices were high, like you expect from a flea market, although some people were also running yard sales.  The ride itself was fun.  Remember how your parents used to say "Let's go for a ride!" and they might as well have been running your bath water?  Now we are them.

The Not-Pretentious Real Estate Professionals of Live Oak.

I needed a BP station.

Annie said "Like Tina Turner in concert!"

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Lulu, Florida, some other day -

To the advertisers of "ghost towns":  If you tear down the old buildings, it's now called an empty place.

Okay, better than nothing.

Only two apparent graves, both from the 21st century.  

To blunt the keen edge of my disappointment, Annie suggested a picnic.  Yay!

Something-something-something-don't do it-blahblahblah.  Okay, we're good!

Deer.

Bare.

... and then I said, "I don't have to run faster than the bear ... "

That's what we weren't supposed to do?  More disappointment.