Apropos of everything.

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

That polyp we took out of your colon was really big and about to go to the dark side.



Knock-knock.

Who's there?

That stupid colonoscopy saved your cheese.  Orange you glad we didn't say 'banana'?



They took pictures for the album.  Tubulovillous adenoma, schtubulovillous adenoma.  The last time an alien that big was in me, I let it get 40 weeks old and pushed it out.  


Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Goa.

Goa who?

Goahead and get a stupid colonoscopy when you're 50.

As Heard at Our House™


[watching steamy love scene set in RV]  Ooh, they have slides!

This post is wrong on so many levels, you will not want your mom to read it. You may want to avert your own eyes.

Cedar Key, Florida

Cedar Key, Florida.

Could you direct me ... where is the ... I'm trying to find ... oh, just forget it, okay?